# little willie

willie took his mother's shears
and cut off both the baby's ears
at the vision most unsightly
mother raised her eyebrow -- slightly

little willie in diguise
plucked out both his sister's eys.
stepped on them to make them pop.
mother said -- oh willie, stop.

little willie wrote a book,
women was the theme he took.
women was his only text.
ain't he cute -- he's over sexed.

willie in the best of sashes
fell in the fire and burned to ashes.
later on the room grew chilly.
noone cared to poke up willie.